Geeky Girl-Next Door & Exotic Model Muse

FAQ's

What are you mixed with? 

I am the definition of "melting pot", but mostly I am Belizean, Maya, Black, Mexican, Ojibwa, German, Irish, and Portuguese.


Some of your photos have you wearing a nose ring-- are you still pierced or not?

Currently I choose to only wear earrings, one in each ear. Though I have my septum pierced, I do not wear septum rings for my appointments except by special request (I think they just get in the way of my pretty face and yours, but if you would like to request a wardrobe, that is entirely doable!).


Your hair changes a lot too-- can you come to me with your hair straightened/curly/braided?

As for hair, I'm regularly rocking my natural lion's mane (rawr~), but if you ever have a request for my hair to be straightened or braided, I would be more than happy to speak to you about setting up a salon trip for me! Otherwise, I'm sure you're gonna love my soft chocolate tufts.


Should I bring anything for our appointment?

Gifts are never expected but are always appreciated! Though I am not much of a drinker (my slender little athletic body doesn't allow for much it!), I have an affinity for libations on the sweeter side. A fine port wine (tawny or otherwise) is something I love to indulge in when I have company. I also enjoy sweet sakered wines such as Lambrusco, Vin Santo Rosso, Merlot, Pinot Noir, Shiraz, and Malbec, white wines (Vin Santo, Moscato, Gewürztraminer, Tokaji, Reisling), Rosé, and sweet mixed gin drinks. I am a big fan of Vosges Haut-Chocolat, especially anything involving caramel, sea salt, or pistachios. Truffles are my favorite way to imbibe fine chocolates. 


Do you offer incall or outcall?

 I offer both incall and outcall locations within Chicago city limits. For outcalls there is a +$50 travel fee added onto the hour rate. I primarily play in Logan Square and West Town, but can also meet you at your hotel downtown. If your hotel requires a keycard, please inform me of such. The Logan Square location has ample free street parking, and the location in West Town has mixed paid and street parking available.


I emailed/texted/left you a voicemail and haven't heard back from you; why haven't I gotten a response yet?

As I'm sure you can gather, I am a perpetually curious and nomadic creature who has a difficult time being tied down to any set schedule or routine. Between practicing martial arts, traveling, creating art, writing, studying, attending school and spending time with family, sometimes finding time to meet new friends is beyond my ability at the moment. I assure you, we will meet in due time! Being a manic pixie dream girl keeps you busy!


Was your name ever [insert various stage names here]/ Didn't you work at [insert dungeon here]?

Yes, that was me! I have gone by many names, but the experience I share is and has always been top notch. I've been trained at almost every commercial dungeon facility in Chicago, honing my skills and learning the craft. I think 8 years of experience looks good on me, and I'm sure you will agree.


I understand that it can be intimidating to disclose private information to someone you have not met in person. If you truly feel unable to offer up provider references and deviate from the industry standard, I offer meetings in a public space. You will still be expected to provide the Fork In The Road tribute of $300 for a full hour of getting to know one another or $200 for a 30-minute introduction.

Are there alternatives to your screening requirements? 


Yes, all first-time play partners must comply with my deposit policy. Simply send an electronic Amazon gift card to DaffnieKline@gmail.com in the full amount of $100 no less than 24 hours prior to our booking. Once I have received your payment, I will send you a confirmation with our appointment time and location details. 
After you are established with me, you are not required to pay deposits for individual appointments and may pay by cash upon arrival. 

Fly  Me To You and other travel arrangements require the cost of airfare and 20% of the full booking fee upfront. Generally, a giftcard for the specific airline in the cost of travel is best and Western Union can be used for the 20% deposit. We can discuss details during the booking process.

Do I have have to pay a deposit if I'm seeing you for the first time?


What forms of payment do you accept once I show up for our time together?

I accept cash only  and prefer the utmost discretion. Regardless of whether we are meeting for a private engagement or in a public location, I ask that you present the tribute in a greeting card, a good book, or place in an envelope.